Keith Lamb said: This sounds like a extra chapter in the cookbook.
Two sections of the book would be a great idea:
Section 1 - "Crash!"
Chapters:
Did I tell you my Dad was a superintendent?
Quick Couplers, Cheerleaders and the 60's - The Early Years
Chemicals We Actually Bought Legally - The 70's
"What is in the Lake!" - The 80's
"Parts per WHAT!" - The 90's
Perpetual Motion Machines and Stimpmeter Readings of 12 - The Bush-43 Years
No Turf, Stimpmeter Readings of 16 and Courses Are Closing - The Bush-43 Aftermath and Job Hunting
Section 2 - EAT
Chapters:
Maintaining the Chef's Lawn - Ways to Obtain Free Meals
Cold Nights = Warm Pies
Variations on Kraft's Mac & Cheese
100 Meals That Do Not Require Dishes or a Wife
Here Are Lobsters Honey. Give Me Cheerios. ("I ate my Lobster with the environmental regulator for lunch.")
Variations on Kraft's Mac & Cheese -or- Thank you for not firing me and only taking away my family's healthcare.
Our EBT Card Does Not Give Us Enough Calories to Survive, Sell It and Buy Lottery Tickets - The Art of Dumpster Diving