Keith Pegg said: Hello,
I just got notice that, I did not get my Hotel completely from the3d to the 8th of Feb, only part of my stay. Now I can understand that I might not get first pick but surly they can put me for my complete stay at one of the 3 places I put down. I have tried to call and keep getting put on hold and they do not pick up. I am on a government phone and so I cannot keep calling. My emails come back with please call. Could someone take a min to get me into a Hotel.
Keith Pegg 007285
Zama Japan
Thank you
Keith,
To be completely honest, I am not a member of the GCSAA staff. In fact, some would refer to me as a "hotel shark". This is hurtful. Regardless, I believe I can help.
Do you have a sleeping bag? Yes? Great! I'm pretty sure I can guarantee you 7 nights under the same tree. Changing trees is SUCH a hassle.
I would suggest purchasing at least two "wrinkle free" suits, and I can only assume that you have a friend with an actual hotel room, and a shower for your use. (Fine. Whatever. Okay, that would be me..)
Additionally, if you shower in the suits, I have access to a really nice sidewalk grate to dry off. Think "Marilyn Monroe". Although I don't believe she was "drying" anything off.
My normal fee for this service would be $23,567.28. However, because we're friends, I could drop that fee to $3.18. Yes, my manager believes me to be quite insane. "We no make profit!" "Koizumi-san, make profit from friend is insult." "You very stupid gaijin! And no insult implied, it is most clear that I AM insulting you!"
"Geez...I understand the "stupid" part, but doesn't "gaijin" mean "most honorable American that we feel blessed to touch feet on our soil". Am I using this Rosetta Stone incorrectly?
So, if this fits your budget, contact me immediately, because the best trees are going fast. No deposit required.
Wow. You appear to have hit the accommodation jackpot. Glad to help out. All I ask is that you return the favor upon my visit to Japan. Except the "tree" part. I mean, what moron would agree to sleep under a tree. Sorry, that was not meant to be insulting. Although, I can understand how you may perceive that to be. My bad.
Looking forward to your reply,
Jeff-san