3/11/2012 2:03 PM
Here's a super simple plan to get you through the dilemma of who to vote for. I like to help.
Just answer a few questions!
Does your candidate believe the earth is no older than 4000-6000? Yes=3 No=2
Does your candidate believe in the "fossil record"? Yes=17 No= 1.5
Does your candidate believe that EVERY species known to man could possibly have been collected from every continent, before there was intercontinental/oceanic transportation, let alone a way to safely navigate, store, feed, and maintain said species, not to mention the need for multiple trips back across the oceans and continents to collect the various thousands of species, which would've taken at least 50-100 years just in travel time (on vessels that didn't exist yet provided there was no mortality of animal or crew), AND fit them all into a boat to exist with each other for over a month? Yes=378 No= .005
tally results!
Answer key:
Over 5 = DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS PERSON. RUN.
Under 5 = SHOWS GRIP ON REAITY. SCIENTIFIC METHOD IS ACCEPTED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.