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1. Michael Vogt

   

   2 posts
   
   10/5/2011 12:10 PM

   This was passed along to me this morning and I am sorry, I couldn't resist.
   
   George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
   
   Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
   
   Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check
   
   Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
   
   Funny

   
   
   
   
2. McCallum David K

   
   10/5/2011 12:10 PM

   Oooooooooch expect a rebuttal from Scott. I found it funny.

   
   
   
   
3. Spotts David A

   
   10/5/2011 3:10 PM

   You could insert Bush for Obama and it is just as funny.

   
   
   
   
4. McCallum David K

   
   10/6/2011 2:10 PM

   Sorry Dave, doesn't work the same with Bush.

   
   
   
   
5. Spotts David A

   
   10/6/2011 2:10 PM

   maybe not for you.

   
   
   
   
6. McCallum David K

   
   10/10/2011 6:10 PM

   I did see on the evening news though, Dubya hosting a Wounded Warrior golf tournament today in Texas.

   
   
   
   
7. Spotts David A

   
   10/11/2011 4:10 AM

   I saw on the news where 1 in 3 returning vets think his wars were a waste. actually it was fox.

   
   
   
   
8. McCallum David K

   
   10/11/2011 12:10 PM

   Not sure how factually your numbers are ......1 of 3 ...but believe me from any war you will find of those that served, you will also find those that do not agree. Those serving now are all volunteers........no one is conscripted any longer

   
   
   
   
9. Spotts David A

   
   10/12/2011 4:10 AM

   can't disagree with that.

   
   
   
   
10. McCallum David K

    
    10/12/2011 5:10 AM

    I like finding common ground so we can agree instead of always disagreeing.

    
    
    
    
11. Spotts David A

    
    10/12/2011 3:10 PM

    More common ground. I totally support the wounded warriors and would give more if things weren't so tight.