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Traffic Cones are for parking on...

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  1. Steven Huffstutler
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    11 posts
    6/11/2012 7:06 AM
    I put some cones out in the parking lot this morning at the clubhouse to keep people from parking next to some trees that we are removing. When I came back about 1/2 hour later, this is what I found:
    [img">http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z133/Huffstutler/009.jpg[/img">
    Naturally, it's a Prius.



  2. Clay Putnam
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    33 posts
    6/11/2012 8:06 AM
    Obviously mentally handicapped.



  3. Peter Bowman
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    6/11/2012 8:06 AM
    Clay Putnam, CGCS said: Obviously mentally handicapped.


    Probably true, Clay. 95% likelihood the Prius was being driven by a progressive-thinking liberal.



  4. McCallum David K
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    6/11/2012 12:06 PM
    A retired, progressive thinking liberal.......the lady was probably late for her card game. Use crime scene tape next time and lay out a dummy in the parking slot.



  5. Steven Huffstutler
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    11 posts
    6/11/2012 12:06 PM
    Funny. You guys all guessed wrong. An old, cranky retired republican cop from Jersey who thinks Obama is a communist. The club is closed on Monday, but that doesn't stop him from hitting balls that he has stolen during the previous week on a closed driving range. He drives a Prius because he thinks it saves him money. Turns out liberals aren't the only stupid ones in the house....



  6. Douglas Eggert
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    6/11/2012 3:06 PM
    Next time, tow it....



  7. Tom Forsythe
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    6/11/2012 5:06 PM
    Douglas Eggert said: Next time, tow it....



    Or continue your planned maintenance and drop the tree anyway :twisted:



  8. Timothy Walker
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    6/11/2012 5:06 PM
    at least the left blinker is off...



  9. Andy Jorgensen
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    6/11/2012 5:06 PM
    I don't see the proper tags to park in that spot. Call the law and complain.



  10. Keith Lamb
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    6/11/2012 5:06 PM
    That reminds me....Andy, need you to cone me off a good parking spot next week...thanks!



  11. Steven Huffstutler
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    6/12/2012 6:06 AM
    Don't do it, Keith. He'll just drive over your traffic cones.



  12. Andy Jorgensen
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    6/12/2012 7:06 AM
    Keith Lamb said: That reminds me....Andy, need you to cone me off a good parking spot next week...thanks!



    Keith,

    I'll have you one up front and center. Just ignore the cones, we'll buy more.



  13. Hardy Andrew
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    6/12/2012 7:06 AM
    Blindness is apparently his handicap.



  14. Baker Daniel
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    6/12/2012 10:06 AM
    Andy Jorgensen said: I don't see the proper tags to park in that spot. Call the law and complain.


    I thought a FL license plate counted for a handicap tag :)

    pot stirred, carry on



  15. McCallum David K
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    6/12/2012 12:06 PM
    Jr if the guy is a republican driving a Prius do as Tom suggested, drop the tree on it and tell him his car is really green now.



  16. Steven Huffstutler
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    6/12/2012 2:06 PM
    David McCallum said: Jr if the guy is a republican driving a Prius do as Tom suggested, drop the tree on it and tell him his car is really green now.



    I think anyone who drives a Prius should have a tree dropped on them.



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