Nic... I'm sorry I don't have any advice, but this post will surely benefit your fellow Superintendents. I think I am going to print it out and hang it on my wall. When I get a complaint about something petty that gets to me, I will just drive back to the office and read it! I don't even know where to begin. First, the whole reason they hire a Superintendent is to go around the course daily and do the hundreds of ingrained checks we do either conscientiously or sub-conscientiously. If they are going to have a third party do it, they could just have a foreman and a spray tech and have Floratine send the spray tech a program. I agree that an independent audit a couple times a year to make sure that your agronomic practices are not doing any long term harm to their golf course is a smart business practice for them, but more than that is overkill. Short of salting the earth, someone can't do something in 6 months that can't be remedied. I guess my only suggestion would be to ask the owner if you, the owner, and the third party can meet and have a written agronomic plans in which any agronomic jargon is well defined. I know the USGA Green section has a glossary of Agronomic terms for green committees. Email Henry DeLozier, at Global Golf Adivsors
http://www.globalgolfadvisors.com/meet-the-team/henry-b-delozier-principal/, he teaches "The Business of Golf" class at GIS. His knowledge comes from having seen it all in our business. He is always willing to answer a question and has an example Agronomic plan he will email you to get started. The problem with "Championship conditions" is that they aren't even agreed upon between the USGA, PGA, Augusta National, and the R&A. Imagine the USGA setting up Augusta National for the US Open, you probably wouldn't recognize the course! Only your owners and you can sit down and agree on all these standards and somehow it has to be relayed to the third party. If you can't get them all on the same page, freshen up the resume and try to get out of Dodge. Best of luck to you and please keep us updated. If you do find a successful solution, it will be a great benefit for us to here how you were able to correct this. MP